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Sarah, Twenty-One, ADHD, Chocolate Cake

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osamah:

*takes a hit of weed and develops a jamaican accent*

(via pornstarparkchanyeol)

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vogelbird:

THINGS I LIKE

  • when people use my name in conversation
  • when people say “this reminded me of you!”
  • when people remember little things i say/do
  • when people genuinely thank me for things i’ve done for them
  • when i think of the same thing at the same time as someone else and you give each other the look
  • Worshiping Satan and eating children 

(via bbuingbbuingmothafucka)

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milkydayy:

hey arnold more like bye arnold walk the other way kid youre in the wrong neighbourhood
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jazuthewasianprincess:

olgg:

If I was a famous actor and had a horde of fangirls, I would stay single, and every time an interviewer asked me about my love life, I’d answer that “there’s this one girl I saw at a meeting with fans. I don’t know her name, because of all the fuss with the autographs, and I have only seen her once, but I’m in love with her.” I’d say that, looking all sad and lonely.

Imagine all the fangirls’ faces.

just calm down a second there, satan

(via twosidesofadeerstalker)

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are-you-seduced-yet:

[VIOLENTLY THINKS OF HOW CUTE YOU ARE AND HOW NICE IT WOULD BE TO HOLD YOU ON A DAILY BASIS]

(via sujudorm)

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snarg:

truth or dare more like perform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

(via allthecodesandhearts)

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